dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
that thing about your dad's boner was meant to be a compliment
we just got in the car and birthday sex is playing
that is a sign the 3 of us should have a threesome
we agree. completely
We George Forman grilled some girls phone last night.
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the next morning i told him i was impressed that he remembered my name. he said it wasn't that hard when "tracy
Come on, video tape it. Take one for the team
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
We fucked on top of all of our English papers in celebration of the semester ending.
he gifted me a vibrator as he was breaking up with me. you tell me how my night went
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IDK DUDE BUT HE TIED IT WITH A SHOELACE SO I GOTTA FREE SHOELACE OUTTA THE DEAL. THIS GIVES A NEW MEANING TO LACED DRUGS
Filthy. I need to be power hosed with holy water.
he thought it would be funny to put his dick inside a beer bottle and wear it around. until we all realized how small his dick would have to be to fit in a beer bottle
Hey, it's all about finding the bright side. And boobs are definitely a bright side.
You had me at "let me see your balls"
I literally just ordered a gold medal online that is engraved with his name, "01.01.16", and "BEST SEX EVER"
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