She kept screaming "yeah! You pick up my books!" the whole time. . .
I never doubt that you might be drinking at any moment.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
my phone is just a graveyard for last nights mistakes. at least it's giving me hints as to where i was though, i'm like carmen sandiego
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
I woke up face first on my living room floor arms outstretched toward the christmas tree
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
As I was about to go to sleep he asked me if I was ready to 69. HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO LOOK AT HIM IN THE FACE OVER DINNER TOMORROW
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
Because nothing screams stable like yelling at a guy in a bar because last time you hooked up he stole your underwear.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
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long story
just tell me the parts i wanna hear
weed, brooklyn, rough sex.
Yeah. We had phone sex then cried together, it was beautiful and heartbreaking
Is it good porn? Or is it more of that fucked up Cabbage Patch Doll porn you made us watch
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