Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I just saw a Kleenex commercial and thought about last night. I'm sorry about your hair.
Please tell me you saw the asian lady with the medical mask on cutting her lawn with scissors.
I've decided, even as much fun as it sounds, I don't care for his sodomy box.
Do you think i can prewrite an apology on friday and leave it vague enough to just finish on sunday?
Well I turned her sobriety into my own personal drinking game
FYI...Jose likes Shamrock shakes better than Jack
Im playing the how drunk can i get before my card declines game. being single sucks. But getting drunk after work alone in fridays on a wenesday night sucks way more.
it's like getting dryhumped by a chainsaw in the very best possible way
It's Reggie from Taco Bell, send me a pic.
I gave up great shower sex to be here so don't say I never did anything for our friendship.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
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