we have officially lost it.
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Now he's talking about how he's writing in a journal because he doesn't remember "his thought patterns when he was in elementary and that's distressing". I'm walking home. Fuck this.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
I can motorboat myself in this new push-up bra. I need to go out tonight.
TONGUES ARE JUST MEAT TENTACLES IN OUR MOUTHS OMG
HOW ABOUT I DON'T WAKE UP TO THESE TYPES OF TEXTS
I just watched two grown men tickle-fight. Just glorious. No words.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
The hardest part about being a child of divorce is when you're at your dad's house but your condoms are at your mom's house.
Awkward, walking to my bootycall's hotel room and run into my dad leaving his. Just nodded to each other and went on our ways
He came on my favorite pants. He is dead to me.
I made him watch the first 5 episodes of Game of Thrones before I decided to sleep with him.
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
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