rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
If I had a nickel for every time my parents threatened to stop paying tuition I would be a very rich man. Rich enough to pay my own tuition.
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At what point are you a chubby chaser or just desperate for sex?
She talked about nothing but beanie babies for 45 minutes. I'm never getting high with her again.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
I keep confusing the name of her and her dog. Both are appropriate.
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he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
We just took an Eskimo family picture.. It's pretty cute honestly
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
"We drove to the deserted part of the parking lot, and that's where we blew each other. It was so romantic."
There is a cooked ham in the washing machine.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
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