And then you told your sister how horrible of a friend I was because I couldn't get you cheese fries...
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
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she has like 12 pairs of underwear people left at her house from the other night
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
A check for $9 that I used to buy six boxes of Girl Scout cookies bounced. I think I've hit a new low.
Just went to court for a citation. Guess who my DA was? That girl I ATM'd last weekend. No ticket for me!
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I think I need to start sobriety testing my Tinder dates.
Dick very happy bro
all i want is a guy to go down on me while i eat peanutbutter from a jar
This can only be settled by a dance off.
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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