Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
and i forgot to tell you that my armpit hair is now completely grown back. man i love winter.
she made my bed before she left. i think i'm gonna keep banging her to get the housework done
I don't know what you're talking about but its dick galore in the tub. We will be getting poked tonight. Bring forks.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
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Hypothetical question. Say I was bleeding profusely, close to your house, and needed a place to go to clean up and perform minor surgery on myself. Like now.
I WANT TO. I JUST IMAGINE HIS BEAUTIFUL BLONDE HEAD INBETWEEN MY LEGS AND I BREAK DOWN AND START CRYING.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
i convinced him to be a french maid for halloween. he has no idea what he's in for. i just ordered the breast forms.
I dont know it just seems wrong to fuck her on my exes back porch
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
Today is an "outside sex" kind of day.
I just noticed that pic of your cock has a Christmas tree in the background. It's July.
There is a baby in my apartment. What the fuck happened last night?
Just walked into the supermarket puking into a plastic bag while wearing my favorite Bob Ross shirt. I am a human disaster.
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