.....then i was kicked out of my work christmas party......
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
we need to drink 2009 down the drain
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
haha the sad thing is i can't decide whats worse. the fact that you're drunk judging a science fair or the fact that i'm really proud of you for it.
Wackin it to the USA womens soccer team. My own personal way of saying job well done.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
Woke up shivering behind the titty bar, With the worst leg cramps. I'm like a poster boy for responsibility.
I got carried out by security last night. AND the taxi had to drive up onto the sidewalk to get me i was that drunk.
I may have to steal the boat sober, but I feel that would be harder to explain.
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
Can we make love to the Space Jam soundtrack?
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Randomize
