Christians are straight up FREAKS
i have i love cock written on my hand and a vagina drawn on my arm and i just finished eating breakfast with the whole fam for mothers day
ahah at least you got away with it
nope...my gran was the one who informed me
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
They threw a beer at you on stage and then you stopped the karaoke and cussed everyone in the bar out for 2 minutes
i lost his rear view mirror, your phone charger, and my lesbian virginity. 21 isn't shaping up too well so far.
It was a cry at the bar alone type of night, served with a side of passing out facedown in my nachos.
He has a shower chair now. So he sits and watches me shower. It's kind of creepy.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
blew off easter dinner with the fam to go play shot roulette. woke up in nothing but my boxers in the back of a random pickup truck.
Jesus fuck that was emotional whiplash
I just had the polyamorous Canadian hockey player do the splits while naked in a handstand at my apartment just now. And yes, I know it’s 1:30am on a Thursday.
He called my IUD an IED, and said that’s why I had bomb pussy.... I didn’t correct him
Sexual Dilemma - Covid Edition: Flirting with a cute frat boy. The Cougar in me wants to go back to his frat house and fuck his cocky brains out. The adult in me doesn’t want to get Covid and have to quarantine in a frat house for 2 weeks\n
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