i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I swear she didn't look like that last week.
Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
I think i just called up my ex and talked to her for 20 minutes about frogs and how happy i am to be wearing shorts
The freshman next to me just said "I was rocking out on my way here to Dave Matthews..." I wish I would have passed this class the first time.
oh my god. the driver of our party bus just said "no drugs unless you're sharin," my confidence in him is not high at the moment
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Oh and in case you were wondering it is not a good idea to eat weed brownies and then go out to the bar. When I got off the bar stool my high had just hit me and I felt like Bambi taking his first steps
It's that time of night again when I start to think I'm really funny, but no one else is as drunk as I am so they all start avoiding me.
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
Would I be crazy if I drove 1,000 miles for some dick? What mile does it become ridiculous?
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I drank a fishbowl of liquor and next thing I know I'm sliding into Zach Galifinakis' DMs
Btw I appreciate you as a friend for taking the time to validate my sluttiness
So... I sharted on the plane. It was hard to maintain my composure and acted offended at the same time. I hate you for not cutting me off last night.
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