and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Another weekend, another 3 guys I have to awkwardly avoid while crossing campus...
On ecstasy, in Ikea. this is incredible.
He went down on me in his escalade and his dick is bigger than my forearm. I'm never going back to white guys.
bottle of wine in one hand cigar in the other. 5 am. topless on our fire escape. and she cleaned our bathroom... i like his new girlfriend.
Its all fun and games until someone grabs the electrical fence.
I wouldn't be surprised. You and I have basically synced up our brain chemistry by doing drugs together in the same way that two girls would sync their menstrual cycles by sharing a house.
If it's up to me, I'll already have my pants on and walking out before he gets soft afterward.
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
You gave your one night stand my number. I told him you left for your sex change an hour ago.
There should be a Doritos delivery van or something.
After tacos, we're chasing women.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
Randomize
