What do you want? Don't say anything that would make me look like a pussy at the store.
is it gross that my labia hangs so much that guys can't find my clit?
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
Graduating is kinda bittersweet. Now I'm gonna have to find another excuse to day-drink and sleep until 3pm besides "I'm in college."
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it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
I got to find out the airplane alcohol limit, and somehow I made it through the flight.
you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.
Just took an adderall with a shot of tequila while doing my makeup in the parking lot at work before I go in. I'm also late. They're so lucky to have me.
I've decided I want to blow you wearing a santa hat.
Aren't rabbit ears more seasonally appropriate?
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He is like a dragon that makes me want to spread my butt cheeks, so he can fill me with hot fire.
and then i signed some dudes back with a turkey hand print in honor of thanksgiving
Literally just inhaled three cinnamon rolls. Sara is staring. It was inhuman
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
it's my fake id's birthday. i'm wearing a hat, and i have a beard. i'm untouchable. TO THE BARS!
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