Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
the brownie started to kick in before i finished the essay... it became a race against my own increasing intoxication
what part of “beer fountain” do you not understand
I literally might walk of shame home on a cable car. If that doesn't scream San Francisco I don't know what does
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She started to rub her ass on my shoulder and i instantly thought "i am going to get E. Coli"
I'm impressed you managed to decipher 'annslqllpprebBcncnj' into 'I'm drunk at the Vic, come pick me up and do me on the kitchen table'
We just laid there in bed together, petting his dick and repeating, "IT FEELS LIKE VELVET!!!"
These welts and bruises from letting gay boys whip my thighs last night are a clear indication i should lay off the tequila.
I. Did. In fact. Sprain. My liver. This. Weekend.
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well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
Can cross "get fingered at a state park" off my bucket list
"Only you can prevent yeast infections."
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
You "drove" the computer chair around the party for a good fifteen minutes. you would crash into things, freak out, and yell for an ambulance.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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