I didn't have a rubber, but my dick had a date with a clorox wipe after we finished. I think I'm in the clear.
so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
I woke up covered in my own vomit with a pocket full of napkins. I guess I knew I would need them, but was not coherent enough to use them before passing out.
I'm not sure where but someone shit somewhere in the house
Definitely just said "no homo" to our gay waiter at Cheesecake Factory...our service has steadily declined since.
Your two fuck buddies playing ping pong together. HOW. ADORABLE!
We found her on the trampoline. She told us she was jumping so she could puke & rally. I think I want to marry her.
I'm sorry that I ate boneless ribs off of your sister, but that is no reason to drink my alcohol.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
He literally chugged a bottle of wine in under 2 minutes. Stood up, said "fuck what ya heard" and stabbed the bottle into their drywall.
Something must have happened, they started yelling truffle butter and you said we needed to leave NOW
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
I just don’t understand what sort of USPS worker wants to take my unitard and sex toys.
We went to the midnight donut shop and you hopped the counter and told everyone to "Get the Fuck out of your Bar" but to also "Make yourselves at home".
I need to get laid. Right now that freshman frat pledge & my Econ professor are the leading candidates
That’s quite a spread
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