I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
As long as they suck a good dick I don't care what fruit they have and where they have it
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
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i will never coherently bang her
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
Hey everyone. This evenings celebration will commence with a cocktail hour at genghis at 830 to be followed with an upscale dining experience at taco bell at 10. All are welcome. This is not a joke. Thank you
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
should i go to class, or party with a mariachi band?
meriachi band is very tempting, do they have dos equis?
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Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I would feel bad sleeping with her unless all of her personalities were on board with it.
We sent off fireworks off in the taco bell drive through. They're taking it way too seriously.
My parents got me a bottle of vodka and a puke bucket for christmas. I've already used both.
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
Dude I left his house at 5:30 a.m. after you peed on his front door and then tried to fight me for my blanket. Don't even do that at my house or I will end you.
hahahahaha. Worst. Text. Ever.
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