You'd love this place it's beautiful. Plus these people smell like garlic
I'm drinking while my friends build sand castles, now I know how my dad used to feel
woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
Emily is drunk. We're coming to see you at work and we're bringing jello shots for you.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
Listen, don't freak out when you walk out on me masturbating in front of my roommate. No homo. He just needs to be put to his place.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Last night I dressed up as a cowgirl and walked into McDonald's. I bought 20 mcribs. There's pictures
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
Made him watch 4 hours of HGTV then told him I was too tired for sex.
Savage
It isn't about the beer pong. It is about the destruction of the patriarchy.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
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