I didn't shave. On purpose
My liver just broke up with me...
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
I feel like tequila is Gods way of lighting my fuse to do something awesome
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I love online classes. Spent the last part of my lecture taking apart a teabag and filling it with weed.
She stopped mid-blowjob to introduce herself to us
At a St Pats house party. Just raised $110 for two short chicks to crawl into a dog cage together. Video forthcoming. Respect.
Next time we throw a party together I would appreciate it if you didn't try to get my friends to hook up with friends of yours you know have herpes
I think god is proud of me so he is rewarding me in discounted wine
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Oh boy...do i want the 'something you can tell your mom in 10 yrs' version or the 'Im gonna call you a whore but be proud' version?
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Math equation of the day: 4 waffles + 1 bowl of weed = 1 terrific nap
I'm gonna do some tripping... In the direction of balls
Science requires me to take a picture of your nipples.
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