And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Covered in glitter and dick. 2010 feels a lot like 2009.
Just finished my law exam. Questions 4-18 seemed to pertain specifically to things we've done this semester.
I will not ride trays down a flight of stairs topless and drunk....
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
My nipple piercings are like the guardrails, that's why they feel so safe.
i cant believe im seriously wearing his ex girlfriends underwear right now
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
BURNT NIPPLES ARE UNHAPPY NIPPLES.
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
L'Shannah Tovah!
Whats that? My new stripper name?
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
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