Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
The musician playing at the bar just puked inside his acoustic guitar, then sang an encore performance. I love Louisa!!!!
Just used a champagne bottle to outline a trigonometric circle for math 104.. should i give up on life now or later?
I want a vodka facial right about now. I'm talking about straight vodka bukkake
All I know is that it's pretty damn mean to put a glass wall in a bar.
Please do NOT set off the smoke alarm when I am tied to the bed like this...
i miss our vodka / percocet laundry days.
we were walking and you spelled the word "oats" to prove you weren't drunk.
College is the ONLY place where you can pass off morning sickness as being hungover. I'm currently pouring beer in a spray bottle so I can spray it on myself and smell drunk.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
My mom and my boss just had a discussion on FB about the sexual habits of old people. The magic of the Internet.
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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