I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
rather than putting your name in guys phones, you just texted 90999 to donate $10 to Haiti and then gave it back to them
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
He stripped down to boxers and then started flinging jello shots with a spoon into people's mouths like a catapult.
I'm pretty sure we organized our beer pong teams according to who's been circumsized...
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
He came in 20 minutes late for his final wearing plastic bags on his feet, and a tablecloth cape. Explain.
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
tell me why they applauded then the bartender locked himself in the bathroom when i walked into the bar today ????
Because Kyle had a tattoo kit at his house and I wanted one and all he could draw was a mustache or a stickman on fire
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Ask me who hasn't showered since Sunday and just got cruised at the gas station on his way to work. I'm a terrible gay.
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.