Pete just told the whole party I'm a squirter
in the middle of sex he stopped to tell me that he loved me... then slapped my ass and told me "back to business"... im gonna marry him
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
We got so high yesterday we tried watching soccer
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He ate me out and then left in a hurry and shouted "Sorry to dine and dash" as he left my house
wow, so sex, not that great its like masturbating with a warm towelette, like the kind you get at a japanese restaurant
Did you know the Dallas Cowboy cheerleaders have an exercise show ON Demand? Yeah, I had a lonely night
letting you know, as a good neighbor, that when your windows open and your shade is up we can hear and see you dancing naked to money maker... nice boobs
I just found a bag of teeth...
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Water skiing blazed is the most scary thing I've ever done.
2 men making out for 2 seconds to trick a cop so they don't get arrested for being pulled over rolling a blunt is not gay.
We HAVE another bedroom, it's not like I was gunna chain you into the closet. Often.
I mean with a sentence like that I knew I would be cumming
I was so high I watched a 5 minute video of different scenes of horses running. The music was magical.
I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him
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