I am in a vortex of obligation.
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
is wine microwaveable?
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
New York to be Host to America’s Biggest Singles Event
Currently bar hopping with 30 Navy SEALS. I know i'm safe but damn its hard to pick up chicks when you feel like a big pussy.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
just got in my apt...and theres jungle juice here i left from over a month ago..this could be interesting...or deadly
Kylie Jenner Wasn’t in the Kardashian X-Mas Cards & the Internet is Losing it
Just slept with a female bodybuilder. not cute. but it was like fucking hulk hogan with a twat. Beastly.
im so disgusted with myself. funny thing was i lasted 15 seconds. she benches 325
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
The only reason I can fathom that you've been able to continue to date new people this long is that women continue to become of age each year, and the younger ones don't know any better.
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
you made out with another girl for some wings