I specifically asked you not to be slutty tonight.
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We were busted for public indecency in the back of my car in the parking lot. This time we were just reading my Cosmo magazine.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
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Playing the biology drinking game in my 8am. Drink everytime he says species or organism. I love st. Patricks day
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
i told you the emergency thong was a good idea.
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Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
A houseboat for a bachelor party is a terrible idea, we nearly die when on dry land, so how the hell are we supposed to survive a 3 day binge on a massive lake?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
My pants zipper is stuck halfway down. I have to interview an intern later. This day is gonna be amazing,
why isn't there a kind of gay where i let guys give me head but they don't expect me to give it back? i could be that kind of gay
He was that good?