Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(313): View more from Michigan

sometimes when you bring the thunder you get lost in the storm

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(204): View more from Manitoba

It wasn't long before I skipped the martini glass and went straight to drinking from the shaker.

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(304): View more from West Virginia

Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010

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(717): View more from Pennsylvania

I got to see some gay bartender let a girl with daddy issues whip Travis in the balls with his own belt. Totally worth it.

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(778): View more from British Columbia

New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.

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(509): View more from Washington

As much as I enjoyed playing drunk half naked twister and talking about my daddy issues last time, I'll have to pass.

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(847): View more from Illinois

sweating bourbon at client mtg -- you?

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(925): View more from California

I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY

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(860): View more from Connecticut

Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now

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