ya dads aren't the best wingmen
She described it as "a squirrel being hit by a hurricane"
my debutante medallion kept hitting his balls when i went down on him
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
Last time I get high to write a paper the night before it's due. "Tiny Wings and sexuality" is not an acceptable topic to for a paper. Class in 30 minutes. I'm fucked...
You look me right in the eyes and yelled "By the power of the superglue beer sword, I designate you my driver!" I almost felt honored.
We blazed in her bathtub. All 5 of us. Not easy bro
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
you made out with another girl for some wings
WHAT A DUMBASS ugh I'm so glad he looks like a middle aged dad now
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
God help them if any millennials are in the vicinity. Rent is too high and we no longer fear death
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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