i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
I spiked my fruit smoothie. Taking bikini season diet to a whole new level
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Like I had no idea he knew how to play girls the way he played me. His major is chemistry for christ's sake.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I need a kidney, not a pussy. All the pussy in the world isn't going to save my life. Keep your pussy in your pants and give me a kidney.
WHITE RUSSIAN BREAKFAST CEREAL.
Is it day drinking when the suns up like when does that start
asking for a friend
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Sorry I banged your sister. But in my defense you ain't fucked me in a month. In fact I should get a medal for keeping it in your family.
No, I'm not a heathen. You two are the heathens, I'm the whore.
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