i have a strong urge to join the asians in the park doing tai chi. I think im still high .
He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I realize now. I should have just made out with everyone and anyone when I had the chance.
I woke up to a bunch of college seniors jacking off a horse in my face. Geuss who didnt move in time?
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I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
My mom gave me a book called "why good people do bad things"
I didn't realize you were one of the "good people"
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
At least I tried to be smart when I brought the alarm clock into the bathroom just in case I fell asleep.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
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I just found out my younger brother has me saved in his contacts as "Womb Primer" and I don't know what to do with this information
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
If you're signed up as "sober sister" can you do cocaine or nah
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
His sisters are going to have a heyday finding all those condoms in their bunk beds.
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