I didn't realize how hung over I was until I rolled over and the world rolled over with me.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
Her friend drew me a diagram of how we could get away with her giving me a blowjob at work.
I believe I convinced two girls to makeout for freedom last night Hahaha
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
I just want to eat and sleep til I'm dead. I should've been born a cat.
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
dude new orleans is fucking wild these two guys just performed dueling banjos except they were actually fighting with the banjos
You took one look at him and said "let's hope I don't remember this tomorrow" then you took another shot and chased it with a beer.. I guess it was a success.
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
For someone who claims to be straight, she knows a hell of a lot about bi erasure, and one Hayley Kiyoko song too many
Our faces when the strip club was closed looked like the grinch just stole Christmas ☹️
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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