She has a t-rex face on a stuart little body.
I'm at breakfast still drunk holding a blow up parrot
dude you were so wasted last night you ate a sandwich made out of tomatos, cheese, doritos, salt & pepper. Then you heated it in the micro for 5 min to melt the cheese.
just saw a DUI checkpoint outside of a taco bell...i feel like thats cheating...
smell my finger.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
Its 11am everyones wasted wearing sombreros and eating fresh produce..cesar chavez would be very proud
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
tonights mission is daddy issue patrol - we wear old spice and drink gin martinis and see who reacts.
Of course I'm going to see her again. She had waterproof handcuffs in her shower.
Thinking about licking your asshole. And hugs and stuff too I guess.
The boob job was worth every penny just to see the expression of pure joy on his face the first time he saw them.
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