i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
It was honestly like finding a clitoris in a haystack.
Some are given great drunkenness. Others have great drunkenness thrust upon them, in the form of ice storms.
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Well I pulled a muscle in my leg dancing in the tanning booth drunk at 1 pm soooo there's that
Chicken wings don't come back up an through your nose as easily as you'd think
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
I actually cannot wait for your visit. I miss people who make me look like the virgin mary in comparison.
Get the cougar, get the cougar, get the cougar. Act like an injured baby deer. She will either eat you alive or nurse you back to health either way its still sex.
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Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
That was awkward , having sex with her while her husband watched via Skype. I'm a porn star or a target. Idk
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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