Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....
My lack of memory is directly related to being friends with you.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
What kind of person begs for a BJ from someone who just got their wisdom teeth out?
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
please stop yelling "ITS NARNIAAAAAAAAA" out of our window at the lone person walking home in the snow
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
I have dibs on his crisis of faith.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
Randomize
