hey its robert, we just made out in the backyeard. i'm inside now and you should come to the bathroom and meet me.
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
dude! the alphabet song and twinkle twinkle little star are like the same tune
what drug did you take to come to that conclusion??
Someone should tell Glenda that I only hang with her because she makes me look prettier.
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She was doing lines off of her friends boobs in the limo at 9 oclock on a thursday This has the potential to be the best weekend ever
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Hes trying to fuck me on a bear rug. Not saying no.
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
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Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
He makes furniture for a living and is basically a hot, younger Ron Swanson
I smell like Dick and happiness
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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