I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
i am already firmly committed to doing irish carbombs w/ 12 different people, and the st pattys day party doesnt start for another 24 hours. i may die
THAT stays in the CAR. And if one fucking person who was NOT in the car brings it up, I will KILL you. Thank you.
..So we should take it off Youtube?
I just used a baby fork as a roach clip. I am totally the cool aunt.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Youll thank me when youre dead an dont have a cat eating your face
How does a law student 15 days away from graduation prepare for a pass fail final? Drinking beer, eating thick cut bacon, and watching game of thrones, that's how
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Not to play devil's advocate, but, considering how our species has evolved so far... I'm kinda rooting for the sun on the whole heat death thing.
fuck you
also please return my underwear, they were one of my favourite pairs xo
Reading becomes significantly more difficult when people are having crazy loud sex in an adjoining room
whose shirt was i wearing?
his little sister's
what was she wearing
a feather boa and 6 inch heels
Don't come in. My door to my bathroom won't close because of the table and I'm pooping
Classy
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