Coffee is gods way of saying go ahead, get absolutly trashed on weeknights, I got your back
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
when the police officer said he was gonna take a picture of the car accident, you asked if you should pose on the hood
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
Just found a bag of weed nailed to the door that my dealer dropped off since I wasn't home. God I love Boulder.
I'm remembering the time we thought it was a brilliant idea to put koolaid powder in shots of goldschlager
I picked up a chick last night on crutches wearing a I am boobman tshirt. I love raves.
You should be glad you didn't come with last night. I watched pirate porn for the first time in my life as the 9th wheel.
I SHIT YOU NOT a mailman helped me leave without waking him up.
Do you still speak french? one of two girls I woke up with only speaks french...
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
I can't tell if this is a hangover or just a perfect combination of shame and regret
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Was it a bad idea to have spent all of my tax return on coke?
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