Pregnant stripper...not hot.
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
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Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
He is indeed a crazy mutha fucka. But mark my words. MARK MY WORDS. My job has placed me at the same party as Tom Cruise. I. Am. Fucking. The. Crazy. Out. Of . That. Alien . Fucker.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
LEAVE ME AND MY NIPPLES ALONE
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
BITCH I AM EXPERIENCING THE FEMININE MYSTERY SHUT UP AND GIVE ME DRUGS
Definitely ended up doing Coke with Chewbacca in the porta potty behind the haunted house.
I don't know how to say "Sorry I was banging your boyfriend before I knew about you but you're awesome and we should hang out." without just saying it.
just because he was passed out beside the toilet, didn't give you tge right to pee on him
my aim is off when im drunk
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