yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
it was like playing where's waldo with your underwear
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
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The fact that I found him in his Ninja Turtles t-shirt next to six empty and obviously consumed packs of EasyMac watching reruns of Becker certainly made telling him that I wanted a divorce so much easier than I had planned.
She's been drinking and was roller blading. I'm sure you can do the math
Her exstacy made her nickname everyone David. Nobody knows who the fuck she's talking to so we just say no to everything she says. She's crying.
Show him your tits if he says no
They're not help-me-out-of-jams tits. They're I-fake-people-into-thinking-they-look-good tits.
hes supposed to be my fuck buddy. im not supposed to see him on his knees praying by my bed when i walk into my room.
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the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
Also I would love to pregame at your place if I weren't stuck at mine drinking laxatives
how do you make "fuck me in the break room" sound casual?
My mom just asked if I've gotten any girls pregnant how is your day going
Sorry again for almost setting you on fire.
I was in line at Panera when I got the pic you sent to your coworker. I just showed your vag to a soccer mom. The vibrator was a nice touch.
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