you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
Hold on, I'm google imaging "vagina close ups" to see if mine match up
pretty sure that I broke my nose during sexting. Life is grand.
I just had sex in a moon bounce. It is all down hill from here.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
Now that Steinbrenner is in heaven he's going to make Jesus cut his hair
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
Birthday Treasure Hunt was to follow the clues. At each spot there was a stick on tattoo and a shot and at the end there was 2 cases of beer. I have 13 tattoos and don't remember turning 18.
I don't care if there's a party or not. I just want to be half naked in a cape with a never-ending supply of alcohol within arm's length at all times. Make it happen.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
And then god smiled down upon me and he said let there be hangover food and let it be Wendy's
My skirt was too short for the church and I brought my flask to the Scrooge play. God bless us, everyone!
I'm trying to fuck him and feed him. I don't understand why it isn't working.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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