Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
omg omg i just fucked paul. i need to stop doing this kind of thing.
wait, who's paul?
exactly.
so im watching realhousewives of jersey with my mom. she just said they werent really rich bc they were doing their own makeup.
If there's anything in this world better than hotboxing in the rain I haven't found it yet.
Agreed
The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
I don't know, I don't really wanna ask the question, "Mom why am I not circumcised?"
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
All he did was like my Instagram picture and I'm already planning how to turn down sex with him this weekend...
I'm happy in my shell. My shell which consists of keeping guys in the friend zone and me masturbating...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I think he's only dating me for my ass...
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
Randomize
