my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
I'll sleep on the bed... The couch is now designated banging area. Any banging performed outside of that area will be subject to fines of cleaning up stains.
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
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Thanksgiving. This year's theme: I am thankful that I still have a liver.
You cant come. You're a Colorado native who drinks Bud over Coors. Fucking homegrown terrorist.
Whoever put salsa in the kiddie pool.....your an ass. Fuck you.
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
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I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Dude. He almost took three different girls home, all while dressed up as Amy Winehouse. If he goes as Kurt Cobain next weekend, we're screwed.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
I am pants-free in the living room. This is liberating.
i feel like i got punched in the face....
you did....
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