Dude, I'm so high in the forest and I think I'm in a bear den.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
Okay wait let me power puke and then we can go dancing
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Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
But seriously. What possible excuse could I come up with to ditch my parents on Christmas to go fuck him?
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I WANT BLOOD. HERS. I WILL DYE A FABULOUS PAIR OF SUEDE PUMPS RED WITH HER BLOOD.
I 100% barfed while bumping the DMX remix of reading rainbow
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
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