A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
i dont know what to do
with your life?
no, with my silly bandz, im already wearing 3
when i spit it made a heart shape. i think it's a sign
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
Dude I was taking a shower and I kept looking down at the drain expecting Mario to come up, yell "It's a me, Mario!", tickle my balls, and go back down the drain.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm going to sleep with this bank teller and I'm going to enjoy it, just try and stop me
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I dont think you understand. A NOODLE FELL OUT OF MY VAGINA! I DEMAND TO KNOW WHAT YOU DID TO ME LAST NIGHT!
By the way, you're like fucking spiderman. I've never seen someone climb out of a car window that fast and eloquently.
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