ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I went to have a snack...can you please tell me why there's a condom in the hummus?
Drunkkker than when I told the drag queen she was prettier than me
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
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Also while I am being the bigger person I plan on bringing over something strong smelling and/or alcoholic to torture the poor hungover bastard
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
Speaking of mom and dad and Halloween... Mom bought a size small slutty nurse outfit last night. So yeah, they're getting hammered
Her text was so long it had an arrow to expand it. You know it's bad when even your iPhone can't handle her
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i know it looks like there's pee in the mayo jar in the fridge but i promise it's just apple juice that wouldn't fit in the jug after i added the booze.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
you got into a really intense arguement about protecting bees. it was wierdly arousing.
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
Why were you naked on your bathroom floor?
It was a "get entirely naked to take a shit" kind of blackout I think.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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