Just passed a sign for an "adult food and fuel superstore". Wtf does that even mean?
im not sure but a few things come to mind which just makes me giggle
Guys should not giggle. Ever.
Just watched a porn with the dvd commentary on i think i need to re-evaluate my life
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
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But I love Penises too much to give up on them. My phone capitalized Penises. It's like it knows I respect them
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
I may or may not have traded sexual favors for Disney on Ice tickets.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Ok. So I've woke up in a hospital. New thing to top that.... Waking up and realizing you've been locked inside the bar by urself at 430 am and all the doors are locked by key
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Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
turns out putting a tie on my unicorn onesie didn't make it acceptable "formal wear" and I found salsa in my cup holder
Seriously I am not buying you condoms anymore. You're 22, if you aren't woman enough to buy them yourself then you don't deserve orgasms. Grow some tits.
My passport was stamped in Canada two weeks ago. One step closer to uncovering wtf happened that night
Like when your most normal sex dream is you being a prostitute, you know it's been one long ass dry spell.
We had everything under control until this one jackass fucked up. Thanks, Peter.
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