I think we need to take a brake
What upsets me the most about that is that you spelt it 'brake'
Michael Jackson had a heart attack when he found out boyz to men was a music group not a delivery service.
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
i just made a "things you cannot forget to do this week just because you're high" list.
You made eat vitamins until I threw up
she is legit wearing a plastic bag around her neck as a necklace. she says it serves two purposes.
Everybody in the immediate area is hooking up like it's doomsday
WHY AM I NOT THERE?
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
I had to help some 40 year old women shoot down some 21 year old who called her his "milf fantasy"
I wish I could remember her name, I mean we fucked and all, but it woulda been nice to tag her in the instagram pics.
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
There are five fire trucks here and needless to say my booty call left so come back home whenever you like
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
Im going to the gym...covered in the Brazilians cum
And how is that different than any other weeknight in your world
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