I walked into cold stone and the guy started preparing a supersized birthday cake remix for "Mrs. Munchies"
Having him eat chocolate out of you is not as romantic as it sounds. I'm still finding pieces.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
We got a party bus for the nite. I found out the hard way why stripper poles are meant for girls.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
You SHOULD feel empty, we were at the top of our game, and by that i mean snorting things we don't understand and only a few steps away from adultery.
And she was like "I wanted you all for myself, to love you, and treat you like gold."... See this is why I shouldn't fuck Italian chicks...
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
For sure. I'm slow cooking a 6 pound pork shoulder wrapped in bacon. If that doesn't scream "guys I'm going into culinary arts lets get drunk" I'm not sure what does.
Good morning love! Friendly reminder that we decided to make leggings with a vagina zipper. "For the winter quickie"
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
I just puked into a clean basket of laundry.
Justin has passed out on the toilet in a locked stall. Stay tuned for pics.
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