Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
He asked me if I "almost moaned"
I had to stop messing around with him for fear of laughing in his face. I swear it was a pinky finger in his pants
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Just had a serious bathroom emergency at walmart a and it appears that i ate a taco bell burrito wrapper last night
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
She really has to stop the coke at some point. Won't she run out of money eventually?
Won't she run out of nose eventually?
Grandpa just put 6 jello shots on his plate. My aunt tried to take them away; he flipped her off. Living in the retirement home has hardened him.
Just cried watching Wimbledon, worst comedown ever.
I thought my neighbors locked me out of the building. Then I remembered I was drunk. PUSH AND TURN.
I'm on the fast track to lesbian land
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
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