Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
Ifound a recepit for a hotel room in my sock. soo.. Ithink thats where my dog is.
thank you for letting me use your house as a brothel.
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I think winning the long island race means you lose at life
apparently the last bar didn't like my halloween costume with syringes filled with whiskey
I just farted in the bathroom and the guy in the stall next to me started gagging. Its a beauitful day
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
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Someone sharpied "COCK HUNGRY" on my butt cheeks last night. When the fuck did I have my ass out?
Are you planning on wandering into construction sites drunk and falling down 6' holes?
probably
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
Also I ordered a dildo and I'm not sure if I want it still, so there might be a free dildo in your future
Found your bra
Where?
Hanging in the tree
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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