that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
the real housewives of new jersey finale is tonight. it makes me wish we had pot.
some girl had on jean underwear. i hate america.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
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Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
Found trail of ibuprofen on ground. I'm like the intervention version of e.t.
Oh wow. I almost tweeted #TweetFromTheBackOfACopCarTuesday but I didn't think it was that appropriate
You just kept screaming "PLEASE YELL CORNDOG AT HIM. PLEASE. CORNDOG."
SO HELP ME GOD THERE IS A SPIDER IN THIS PIZZA. IT IS VERY SMALL IT IS INSIDE THE CRUST AND IT IS ALIVE. I'M SO HUNGRY DO I KEEP EATING
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He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
TURNS OUT they were both cheating. Like the Gift of the Magi except for shitty people
Do not ever chug tabasco sauce.
I wasn't talking about him I meant his penis! Its not a pet
Oh. Well it should be. I like petting it.
tell me about the eggs
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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