It made me feel like I need a reality show of my life so I could go back and watch the episodes to figure out how I got from the trunk of the car to my neighbors tree house...
Drunk in some girls audi what the fuck is happenin i love sb
it's ELEVEN
thirty
i hooked up with some kid with a broken arm and he wouldnt even let me sign his cast
He looks like he has a penis
What the fuck
A good one, a good penis
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
I can feel the judgmental stares of Christians from around the world right now.
Tequila is gods way of telling you don't fuck with tequila
He drives a tundra! Of course I fucked him. Im just saying eventually im going to need help moving and he has a nice truck. Its like thank you for later on
My uterus feels like it went 8 rounds with Mike Tyson. And that was only a quickie.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
He doesn't have much of a personality but he makes up for it with his sexual prowess
keeper.
walked into my room this morning clutching two empty bottles of sminoff to find my roommate's ultra conservative parents staring at my posters of naked men. fuck parents weekend.
My freshman suitemate just walked into the kitchen to find my fuck buddy making chicken enchiladas without me anywhere to be found. Awkward or awesome?
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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