I'd give my left nut to see you
don't do that. I like the set
just gave him road head on the way home IN A SNOW STORM..good thing we didn't crash or I'd be dead. I DIDN'T HAVE MY SEATBELT ON
clearly you have your priorities straight
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Worst part of blacking out... Waking up and having to do the teeth check
Oh hey. I left my beer there. Beer is more important than my pride. I want to pick that up.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
So the dog chewed my vibrator last night. It added a nice new texture actually.
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
He told me that when he bends me over that chair I remind him of a bull rider. So thanks for being the ex that helps my present sex life
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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