NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i told them to call me paula dean as i was making all 10 for $10 boxes of pizza rolls in the microwave
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I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
That's the international "my vagina is unoccupied, come talk to us" chant. You have your mission. Go.
Oh shit I just realized the ropes are still tied to the bedposts
It's like a new game! Find out if he's circumcised without actually seeing it
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
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He's rescued me passed out naked on the playground next door and I've rescued him passed out naked in the middle of campus. That's why we're a great couple.
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
Yes we can sext. I'm taking my socks off.
We’re leaving where are you
Hold on Toxic just started playing
I can't decide which is the most disgusting: emily having sex on the stairwell of a frat, michelle shaving her vagina with a razor she found in a frat bathroom, or me getting fingered on the dance floor by some rando. opinions?
The sex would be better if it wasn’t interrupted because his home detention ankle monitor needed charging. At least I know he’s not cheating on me
Do you even hear yourself?
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