operation have a gay friend backfired
Looking at the victoria's secret website makes the ice cream I'm eating taste like sadness and obesity
Dude you spent the last hour of the night in the bathroom crying, asking someone why you will never be as smart as Mr.Feeney from boy meets world.
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
how sketchy is it to eat a candy wrapped in masking tape from reggae night? because we totally just split it...
She just lifted up her dress, screamed "This is gonna be a good one!" And pissed on the pole...
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
"Stranger danger aquaman" were the last words i remember. help me.
If you think eating a bowl of leftover stuffing and drinking champagne from the bottle in dirty sweats at 9am is sexy... Then yeah, I'm your girl.
He has great taste in girls. I feel closer to my Eskimo sisters than my real sister...
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Are you done yet? I've eaten three corndogs so I'm ready 2 party.
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
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