I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
If you did the rosary as much as you masturbated, you would be the pope
you decided to have a spaghetti fight but then you got greedy and decided to eat it all.
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
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I was in bed at 845. Affairs take a lot out of people
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
So, we bought a knight today. Nearly life size. Hes in the garage, so don't be startled.
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Just pee around me
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Ohh I see how it works, eat pussy and I get Reese's pieces.
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
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