Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Haha na a cat just ran under your car. Howd that happen?
Probably a woman cat. Doesnt think things through
I think i found my new favorite workout. Go to a party where you dont know anybody and constantly walk around the house so you dont look awkward standing alone. im up to 1.8 miles
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
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And I'm PMSing. So if I'm not crying, I'm masturbating.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
She started acting like she was actually a deaf person...so I went along with it and acted like her interpreter. I don't think anyone bought it.
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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Kid got laid mid-party wearin a fuzzy hat with ears and 40's taped to his bear paws... wtf
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
This girl looks like an elf and is obviously on coke. I want to be her.
Some small part of me hopes I'm on the probationary list because of seeing the Dean at that fetish party.
Dude he took a shit in the lake and it just floated around and lingered near our boat for 2 hours. I fucking hate that kid
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
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