david just texted me. reply with photo of genitalia? y/n
Busta Rhymes just yelled at me! He cut a song off and I was clapping and he looked right at me and said "don't fucking clap." I was that white guy.
his status popped up and said 'probably going to jail.' it took everything i had not to press the like button
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
All signs point to mom being high. 1) making chicken at 2 am. 2) dancing to smooth jazz. 3) she asked where the peanut butter was
I hope making "real" money at your "real" job is worth it because you totally missed beer and dorrito mac n cheese tuesday.
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
Look, as a friend I'm asking to see a picture of his tiny dick
If 26 stitches didn't sober her up, nothing will.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
You're too morally constrained. I firmly believe that you should be less concerned with how young she is and more excited by the fact that she's not jailbait by virtue of a legal technicality.
No matter how drunk I am or how drunk I'll ever be I love you
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
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