so pretty much your parents know your seeing a girl on the side, let her come over and just dont say anything to your girlfriend?
Omg just want to confirm: got drunk, naked in street, fucked in bathroom and puked on bart.
i need a shirt that says "I fuck trainwrecks"
Too late. I'm going over there. I'm a bad example for all women: Do as I say, not who I do.
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
Btw sorry for throwing that bag of ice at your face lastnight....
I'm silent, like a masturbating ninja.
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Watching her eat just hurts me
I don't know what's worse the the fact he has worn a protective cup for last 3 years in fear of being kicked in the balls. Or the fact that the one day he decides to throw caution to the wind and doesn't wear it and actually gets kicked in the balls.
Who in tha hell do u hang out with?
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
Please tell me you're not playing strip poker with your cousins again
We decided it was a good idea to go streaking through the campus. Everything was fine until the sprinklers turned on and we realized the keys were in his pocket.
Drunk me bought a cell phone last week and began texting sober me. The conversation between the two is still on going.
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