Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
There's nothing like sitting directly behind someone you fucked 5 years ago at church on Easter Sunday
I feel like I'm taking part in a surprise porno. At least my hair looked good.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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The amount of alcohol I'm going to consume on my birthday is directly proportional to the amount of shit I've had to put up with this past year. Which is a lot.
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
Just tapped my penis on the head and said "this will be your year buddy."
Well, I'm hung over and my penis hurts - two signs of success
Let me be the vehicle for you to live out your slutty half-gay dreams.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I found the guy I hooked up with last night on Wikipedia, at least now I know how old he is.
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
Over Bumbled last night. I think I set my dog up on a date Sunday afternoon. I have to drive him, meet the other dog’s dad and secretly drink a bottle of champagne from a “water bottle”. This is not what I expected 30 to be like.
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
Yes I’m serious. I just worked YOUR 12 hour shift on 3 hours of sleep if you come over without tacos and an ice cream cake in hand we are done
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