You know, I didn't realize this at the time, but it appears that I am being "heavily petted" by 3 grown men in that pic.
If these were biblical times then you'd be a Roman Senator.
Its only 8 and she is already passed out
Perfect here is wht u do. Gently slip your index middle and ring finger into her butt hole but gently u dont wnt to wake her..let me know when ur ready for step 2
Im am drinking whisky alone in my parents basement. I think I just watched the point of no return stroll by.
I met her at the liquor store. I hope I'm wearing a condom
As i lay in bed, clutching my face, i'm starting to believe your dick in my eye story.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
She gave us all a pep talk at the bus stop at 1 AM. It involved cupcakes and somehow ended with her making out with her best friend. God bless college.
Just sharpening my eyeliner with a butterfly knife. You know. Typical weekday morning.
I'm a terrible friend...i should have come right over instead of having sex for an hour and a half. :/ want anything from burger king?
The staples of my diet are Labatt Blue, Xanax, and brick cheese.
I should have never moved out...
I shaved my balls for you. Do you have any idea how hard that is?
he said he was going to fuck me like a rabbit in heat. What he should have said was faster then a train and over before a commercial
He caught me mid-escape...one leg out the window, bra n thong in hand.I just looked at him and said "Bye Now" n proceeded to fall out his window....then.... tell me why he texted me 30 min later to make sure i got home ok! #igotthis
Somebody put William Shatner singing Bohemian Rhapsody on the jukebox, and the whole bar is about to riot.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
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