bang him and never speak to him again. also, queef in his face.
i dont this its possible to queef on command.
we just made rock paper scissors into a drinking game
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
i have a surprise for you that looks bigger since I found my body hair trimmer
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Making jello shots drunk, i apologize ahead of time if they are too strong Can't taste anything.
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
It's official, the cities waste management does not recycle porn.
Due to the events of st patties day last year I created a moral and ethical policy so that I won't get kicked out of the bar again. It mostly consists of not wearing pants so then I don't take them off at the bar.. and subsequently get kicked out.
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
IF IT WALKS LIKE A MANWHORE AND QUACKS LIKE A MANWHORE, HE PROBABLY HAS VD.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
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