these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
I have the worst wedgie. Seriously. Its horible. And there are people everywhere around me.
Slide your hand down the back of your pants and shift to the side slowly
...are you coming on to me?
Do you think when graham bell invented the phone he ever thought that people would be using them to facebook on the shitter?
I'm really tired of cleaning up my twitter the morning after
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It's the eve of Christ's birthday and I'm sending pictures of my tits
Made it to my hair appointment on time, and got some dick. Today is already a great day
I'm pretty sure I hallucinated the existence of an entire human being last night.
She was wearing a grass skirt and a watermelon bra. WATERMELONS.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
I'm too horny to sleep. I need some violent sex to wind me down.
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