covered in glitter, my cheek hurts, and theres a handprint on my face. Would i do it again. Absolutly
got weed?
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
sorry mom...
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
The higher i get, the less gay he looks, and the more i want to make out with him. This is dangerous.
I don't remember much but I remember it was a unanimous decision that Santa was indeed real and Cait's stripping somehow proved this.
Took an impromptu nap on the floor of a starbucks bathroom using my backpack as a pillow. Please tell me you have been this hungover
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Is it too early to start pregaming for St. Patty's?
Dude, all I know is that I came out of this thing wearing a snorkel mask and completely covered in glitter and soap.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Thanks for coming out I think haley is drunk enough for breast milk White Russians
he brought with him gifts of cookie dough and penis. upgrading our relationship from fwb's to bf/gf was an incredibly smart merger.
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