they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
Between cock and motorcycle I'm glad I don't have to sit at work tomorrow
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
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And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
Seriously. There are at least 10 other people drinking at the bar with me at 10:40. Im justifying it with the fact that I've been up since 5am.
I don't care if shes your sisters age. Once someone is on my to do list theres only one way to get them off it
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
Her life is filled with shit luck. Its like mother nature is having her period and just taking it out on her specifically.
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Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
figured after she passed out and i threw up in her bed, morning sex would be pushing it.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He put a canoe in the lazy river at the water and started paddling away from security
She gave you a handy in the bar and you were surprised she was good with a dick?
Hahah good point
So much for no-infidelity-fridays....
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