You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Hey sorry about saying i hated you. it was the coke and the ice cream.
I've decided to only have meaningless sex from now on.
And what brought this epiphany?
I've decided it's a lot easier to have dirty amazing sex with someone when you don't care about the other person or what they think of you. I'm going to test this theory soon. Will update you later
Based on her brazillian stubble I would guess her plan had been to wait one more date before sleeping with me. Seems the plan was flexible.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Yo, I totally had forgotten you were CA. Thank you for making my life easier with modern medicine.
does having sex with an episode of House playing in the background count as studying for my MCAT?
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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